Unhinged And Mostly Feral

Mischief takes Feral Crimes to Texas, where the criminals are making his job remarkably easy. Three cases. Questionable decisions. Zero international assistance required. Blame Dirk.

Horse people have a slightly questionable relationship with personal safety. Grooms take it several steps further. From improvised ladders and flying electrical cords to horse first-aid supplies being used on humans, we explore the most important diagnostic question in Feral Medicine:
Can you still work?
If yes, apparently you’re fine. 🦝🎙️

Mischief is back behind the crime desk, this time reporting from Massachusetts. A GPS-tracked burglary spree becomes a family affair, one fugitive makes a catastrophic chimney decision, and our international incident involves two Welsh tourists, Sea World… and a stolen penguin named Dirk.
Stay feral. Stay innocent. Lawyers are expensive. 🦝🎙️🐧

Ever wonder what happens before the first horse walks into the ring? From moving stall walls and hauling mountains of shavings to migrating freezers and building an entire temporary city, we’re taking our horse civilians behind the scenes of horse-show life.
Welcome to the traveling horse circus. We’re Mostly Civilized.

Mischief takes over the microphone for the first episode of Feral Crimes, reporting on criminals whose greatest obstacle wasn’t law enforcement… it was themselves. This week: New Jersey, technology, questionable decisions, and one international fugitive with a YouTube channel.

Julia and Mischief embark on an international diplomatic mission to a tiny island full of raccoons! Expect enchanted mangroves, suspicious paperwork, grape diplomacy, Kevin, and one unexpectedly unforgettable afternoon.

✔️ Floods
✔️ Mud with malicious intent
✔️ A missing shoe
✔️ Tractor failure after tractor failure
✔️ Emergency Tessa tape engineering
✔️ Maude the almost-adopted French chinchilla
Basically… just another horse show.

The weather trilogy comes to a chaotic conclusion. From wrestling circus tents and surviving the Santa Ana winds to the incredible way the horse community comes together during wildfires… plus one very unwanted update on Jerri the mouse.

Snow. Hail. Lightning. Earthquakes. Heat.
In Episode 5, Julia and Mischief continue their battle against the atmosphere with stories from Canada, Kentucky, New York, and beyond. From runaway horses in snowstorms and surprise hail attacks to lightning delays, earthquakes, and humidity powerful enough to qualify as a biological weapon, it’s proof that horse shows don’t stop just because Mother Nature has lost her mind.

Rain. Mud. Floods. More mud.
In Episode 4, Julia and Mischief share stories of flooded horse shows, drowned equipment, improvised engineering, and the questionable decisions horse people make when Mother Nature refuses to cooperate. From New Mexico to Canada, it’s a soggy tour of horse-show survival at its finest.